Beginilah Lintang kalo main sama pakne & bune

"ak ibu.. bau jengkol-nya belum ilang.."

"Pak, Rambo itu kaya gini yah? perasaan Lintang kok ga enak.. kayanya Rambo ga kaya gini deh?!"

"Bapak, main kanguru ternyata ga enak yah! Lintang jadi susah ngliat.. bisa-bisa leher Lintang bisa kena pegel, encok deh.."

"Ah, udah ah.. capek main sama bapak & ibu, mending Lintang ng'jempol aja.."

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My angle Girls!

Pakne: "You're my angle creams!"

Bune: "ah, emoh.. mosok dipadak'e karo donat misdo!?" (misdo = mister donut)

Pakne: "ups.. sori salah.. biasa, puasa-puasa gini ingetnya makanan mulu... hehehe.. YOU'RE MY ANGLE GIRLS!"

Lintang: " babababaaapaaakk.. bubuubuuuukkk.. caaaaca.. caaaca" (Untung ibu protes, kalo ga pepatah "bapak polah, Lintang & Ibu kepradah" bisa terjadi.. gara-gara bapak, Lintang & Ibu yang cantik-cantik ini dapat julukan angle cream deh..)

Bune: "Tenang nduk, selama kita masih bersatu.. kita tetap akan teguh!"

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Lintang & Pakne

Lintang: "bababa.. wawawawa.." (terjemahan: Bapak, rasanya kok kaya naik truk yah?!)

Pakne: "loh ini kan waktu pergi ke pasar wage numpak truk pasir tho nduk, masa ga inget? waktu ibu minta dibeliin jengkol itu loh.."

Lintang: "wwaaawaa.. wwaa... waa.. kkkkkk..." (waahh.. bapak.. gellliiii....)

Lintang kegelian sampai liurnya tertetes-tetes

Pakne: "yeee.. akhirnya punya foto yang bener sama nduk Lintang!"

Lintang: "Wawaaa.. wawaaa.." (Merdekaaaa!...)

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WhoIsWrong

Who doesn't know Casmer Semenya? If you don't know her, don't worry cause I also don't know her.. lol (terjemahan ingris: hehehe..), until she becomes a controversy. She is a new world champion 800 from South Africa. Recognition hit me as she become spotlight in the media related to issue of her gender. "She is a boy!" they said, just because Casmer Semenya physically looks like a man.

But, the most interesting part for me is a dispute statement of her grandmother about this rumor (sorry I'd rather use the word rumor than fact because I think this allegation is not more than a silly gossip from people whom begrudge her achievement) that "it is a God who made her look that way". That was an excellent counter for the rumormongers (genggong kalo istilah bune).

Somehow it reminds of the movie slumdog millionaire that when Jamal arrested and interrogated by a policeman. Jamal was accused doing deception just because Jamal can answer all tricky questions but in the same time he could not answer a simple question; the question which suppose can be answered well by any common Indian people even an elementary school's student. Jamal said, "Don't ask to me. Please ask to them whom make the question. Why they make question that I can answer well except the easiest one?!"

Well, back to Casmer Semenya. I just want to say to her that don't take it, the rumor, personally. It just allegation from from they whom don't like and cannot attain what had you achieved.

Just enjoy your wonderful life!..

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Delek`an

Baa.. lintang ketahuan ndelik ning lemari.. hahaha..

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Wawawawawa...

Waa.. uwaa.. uwaaa..

wawawaawawaaaa......

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Sila Pancasila

Suatu pagi, waktu pas mandi pagi, Bune tanya ke saya, "Pakne, tau lambang sila keempat Pancasila?" weekkss.. pertanyaan mudah yang jawabannya terlupakan. Untuk bisa menjawab dengan benar saya memerlukan waktu 15 menit berpikir dalam kamar mandi yang tentunya mandi dengan sabun wangi, meski Bune tidak membelikan saya roti hingga Lintang dan saya tidak diparingi. Setelah 15 menit berpikir akhirnya bisa juga mengingat lengkap ke-5 lambang sila Pancasila.. Yokatta!!..

Saya ga tau pasti apa motivasi pertanyaan Bune atau ada apa dibalik pertanyaan Bune. Saya ga yakin kalo ada udang dibalik pertanyaan Bune karena Bune bukanlah agen CIA, BIN bahkan Nishinihon shinbun ataupun suara merdeka ato lampu merah yang diperintah untuk menguji nasionalisme saya.. saya yakin pasti itu.. mungkin Bune hanya terispirasi film "slumdog millionaire" yang mengondol banyak piala oscar de la hoya. Pertanyaan mudah yang tidak bisa dijawab oleh Jamal bukan Mirdad.

Well, berikut gambar lambang negara tercinta kita buat temens yang mungkin telah lupa akan lambang sila Pancasila.

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Natsu Matsuri Iki-danchi 2009

Bapak: "nduk, ayo nonton Natsu Matsuri" Lintang: "wawa bapak, wawa.. wawawawa.. "
(terjemahan: ayo bapak, tapi difoto sik yoh! kanggo bukti nek pernah ning Jepang lan nonton Natsu Matsuri Iki-danchi)
Bapak: "good idea nduk, ayo foto sik.. ibu, tolong foto lintang lan bapak yoh!"
Ibu: "ok babieh.. ciisss..."
Bapak: "ayo nduk, mesem sik ben apik fotone"
Lintang: "bababa.. bbuu.. bababa.."
(terjemahan: lah iki wis mesem bapak.. cepetan bu, wis kesel mesem e ki)



Bapak: "bu.. bu.. ayo difoto, rombongan arak2xan e wis lewat!"
Ibu: "ok babieh! loh2x Lintang kuwi ndeleng opo pakne? kok me'leng?"
Lintang: "bububu.. bbubububu.. bapak.."
(terjemahan: kuwi bu, suica ne bu De Mar kok miyis2x.. )
Bapak&Ibu: "bu de Mar?"
Ibu: "sopo kuwi nduk?"
Lintang: "baa..bbuu..daa..ddaaa.."
(Terjemahan: itu loh bu, bu de Marukyonomae.. bapak, mengko Lintang ditukoke suica yoh!)
Bapak&Ibu: gubrak!#$%&
Bapak: "o alah.. beres nduk, sing penting foto sik! ayoh action!"
Ibu: "hahaha.. ciisssuuu.."


Lintang: "bababa.. bububub.. waaakkk.. waaakkk... wwaakkk... wwwaaakkk... sssei..."
(terjemahan: pak e, bu e.. kuwi rombongan senpai2x Lintang lewat! waaa.. ada Nishijima senseeeeiii....
Nishijima senseeeiii... oooniiii cchhaaann.... ganbatteruuu yooo..)
Bapak: "o yo? sing ndi nduk Nishijima sensei?
Ibu: "o iyo nduk bener, kuwi loh pakne sing nganggo topi pink"
Lintang: "ssnnseeii..."
Nishijima sensei: "Lintang chan, konnichiwa!"
Lintang: "bibibib.. sensei.."
(terjemahan: konnichiwa sensei..)
Bapak&Ibu: "konnichiwa sensei.."
Bapak: "Nishijima sensei kuwi berjiwa tut wuri handayani tenan yoh?"
Ibu: "loh kok iso?"
Bapak: "lah kuwi posisine ning mburi, nek ning ngarep jenenge ing ngarso sung tulodho.. nek ning tengah ngarane ing madya mangun karso.. ngono.."
Ibu: gubrakss!#$%&
Note: menurut Nakajima sensei, Lintang sudah bisa ngomong, "sensei"

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